I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

I've never used a butt plug before. Put it in me

What should I choose to get an iPhone? Oh fuck, wrong again 😫

What kind of cheating is that? Just touching tits and pouring cum 🫣

What a sight 👀 My dick is standing up! (Spanked and fucked)

It's a wank vibrator, you don't massage your face with it, you massage your G-spot!

I proved to my friend that I fuck better than his wife 😏 I'm the fucking best

Massaging with her boobs 🫠 I can see why there's a line for this masseuse

I saw her tits and I got a hard-on - I even gave her money for cheating

You grab a hotel receptionist's ass, you cum, no complaints

What a fucking delivery 😳 The delivery girl let me poop on her tits

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

My boyfriend cheated on me? If I get my revenge, I'll get a creampie from my brother

What's that up your ass, huh? Are you giving her boyfriend a THUD? 😳

Shame on you, bro! I asked you to take pictures, not cum inside

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm